sittin' outside your window

I am the ORIGINAL creeper. When you least expect me. I'm there. Watching.

Always. Watching.

I'm also part Lemur... yup. I like lemurs and badgers. But apparently I'm also part monkey, raccoon and shrew (they eat constantly)... MMHMM. Oh and Ferret >.>

And Draco Malfoy lives in my head. (Along with Ted Tonks, Severus Snape, Walden McNair and Audrey Stevenson. But don't worry, no one's died in weeks!)

Thu Aug 4
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Reblogged from gildings

yes-butno:

BUT I AM AMAZING.

(Source: gildings)

Tue Jul 12
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Reblogged from lizdexia

56 Translations

itsparkinson:

sp0radic:

mundungus:

kingscr0ss:

uprightcitizens:

Go to this site.

Put in a phrase.

Choose “56 translations.”

Show us the result.

Original text:

“Rome wasn’t built in a day”

…56 translations later we get:

“Spain”

Original text:

“No, you’re really not. Because I’m the last of my kind, and I know how it sits in a heart. So don’t insult me.”

…56 translations later we get:

“At the end of tax and I know in my heart. And against me.”

Original text:

“oi watch it spaceman”

…56 translations later we get:

“Music”

“Oi, there’s a war going on here!”

…56 translations later we get:

“Okfam ace!”

Original text:

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

…56 translations later we get:

“I focus on sleep.”

Original text:

“What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.”

…56 translations later we get:

“The mortality rate remained stable.”

Mon Jul 11
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Reblogged from throughherprettyeyes

Put a Harry Potter character in my ask

bellaxam0re:

kimeatsrice:

Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)

DO THIS AND WE ARE BEST FRIENDS FOR EVER!!!